PHPTROLLPHP × TROLLFACE
AWAITING LAUNCH

A VERY SHORT INTERNET INCIDENT

ISSUE 001 / $PHPTROLL
PHPTROLL peers around a door into a dark server corridor
03:14 AM
EVERYTHING WAS FINE
Just checking
something
01
FOLLOW THE SKULL ↓
ALL SYSTEMS NORMALFamous last words
The skull gives a very suspicious grin
HE SAW THE BUTTON
02
hehe
The grinning skeleton hovers a finger above a giant green button
ONE JOB
DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING
What does
this one do?
03
Go on
Make it his problemA VERY BAD IDEA
PHPTROLL relaxes with his feet on the desk in the broken server room
SEVERAL BAD DECISIONS LATER
Worked on
my machine
04
YOU, REASONABLY

So what happened?

He would prefer that you did neither

THE OFFICIAL STATEMENT

PROBLEM?

The same skull is still smiling
WHO GETS THE BLAME?

The grin is not helping his case

05
END OF INCIDENTPHP HAD THE SKULL / TROLLFACE HAD THE EXCUSENO SERVERS WERE HARMED IN THIS COMIC
FOUND IN HIS POCKET

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